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Books with author Bill Myers

  • My Life as Crocodile Junk Food

    Bill Myers

    Mass Market Paperback (Thomas Nelson, July 21, 1993)
    Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of primitive jungle natives!This isn't exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a missions trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally-If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle.My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps readers laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments . . . Until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others.
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  • My Life as Crocodile Junk Food

    Bill Myers

    eBook (Thomas Nelson, July 2, 1993)
    Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of primitive jungle natives!This isn't exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a missions trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally-If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle.My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps readers laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments . . . Until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others.
  • My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler

    Bill Myers

    eBook (Thomas Nelson, May 3, 1996)
    What could be more hilarious than one Wally McDoogleHow about two? Or Six? Or a dozen?!Wally travels back from the future to warn himself of an upcoming accident. But it takes more than one visit to get the message across. Before he knew it, there are more Wally's running around than even Wally can handle.Catastrophes reach an all-time high as Wally tries to out think God and rewrite history.
  • My Life as Reindeer Road Kill

    Bill Myers

    Paperback (Thomas Nelson, Oct. 12, 1995)
    Santa on an out-of-control four-wheeler?Electrical Rudolph on the rampage?Nothing unusual, just Wally McDoogle doing some last-minute Christmas shopping. . . FOR GOD!Our boy blunder dreams that an angel has invited him to a birthday party for Jesus. Chaos and comedy follow as he turns the town upside down looking for the perfect gift, until he finally bumbles his way into the real reason for the Season.
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  • My Life as a Prickly Porcupine from Pluto

    Bill Myers

    Paperback (Thomas Nelson, June 1, 2004)
    There's nothing wrong with a little cheating on a test, right? WRONG! And so begins another McDoogle disaster as one little lie leads to a bigger lie that leads to a humongously, out-of-control lie! When the chaos reaches its peak, the entire world thinks it's under attack by a space alien- that has a striking resemblance to a giant porcupine. Wally, the giant porcupine space alien, is pursued by tanks, helicopters, even a guided missile or two - not to mention his old friends at SOS (Save Our Slugs) who are now, oddly enough, trying to save him! In this hair-raising (er, make that quill-raising) misadventure, our boy blunder learns that honesty really is the best policy.
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  • My Life as a Splatted Flat Quarterback

    Bill Myers

    Paperback (Tommy Nelson, Feb. 1, 2007)
    When Wally teases or judges someone unfairly, from his school's janitor to a quarterback playing in the Super Bowl, he suddenly becomes that person, and soon realizes the importance of trying to see others through the eyes of God.
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  • My Life as Crocodile Junk Food

    Bill Myers

    eBook (Thomas Nelson, Jan. 7, 2020)
    Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout.Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of jungle natives!This isn’t exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a mission trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally-If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle. My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps readers laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments … until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others.
  • TJ and the Time Stumblers: New Kid Catastrophes

    Bill Myers

    language (Amaris Media, April 7, 2020)
    This six-book series centers around two 23rd century goofballs, Tuna and Herby, who travel back in time to study TJ Finkelstein for their history project. TJ will someday become a great leader who demonstrates honesty, integrity, thoughtfulness, self-sacrifice, respect for others―all traits she hones and grasps through her adventures in this series. Unfortunately, Tuna and Herby get stuck in TJ’s time (modern day), so she has to deal with their schemes while juggling the normal issues of a seventh grader who has moved to a new city, is trying to fit in, and is coping with her mother’s death and her family’s new life.In New Kid Catastrophes, TJ accidentally makes an enemy of Hesper Breakahart, the superstar who attends their school. And Tuna and Herby’s attempts to help just lead to one disaster after another. In the end, TJ is still very unpopular, but she learns the value of looking past appearances and gains a few friends―and the attention of the most popular boy in school.
  • My Life as Polluted Pond Scum

    Bill Myers

    Paperback (Thomas Nelson, Sept. 18, 1996)
    Take one monster lurking in the depths of a mysterious lake. Add one glowing figure with powers to summon the creature to the shore. Stir in one Wally McDoogle, who reluctantly stumbles upon the truth:And you have the recipe for another. . . Laugh-filled McDoogle disaster.Being a hero is the last thing on Wally's mind, but the fate of his entire town is at stake. Now he must race against the clock, his own fears, and his world renown klutziness - and learn to trust God - before he has any chance of saving the day,
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  • My Life as Reindeer Road Kill

    Bill Myers

    eBook (Thomas Nelson, Sept. 28, 1995)
    Santa on an out-of-control four-wheeler?Electrical Rudolph on the rampage?Nothing unusual, just Wally McDoogle doing some last-minute Christmas shopping. . . FOR GOD!Our boy blunder dreams that an angel has invited him to a birthday party for Jesus. Chaos and comedy follow as he turns the town upside down looking for the perfect gift, until he finally bumbles his way into the real reason for the Season.
  • The Elijah Project

    Bill Myers

    eBook (Zonderkidz, April 19, 2011)
    After finding a bizarre note from their parents, siblings Zach, Piper, and Elijah take a wild cross-country trip to find them. Unfortunately, Elijah’s supernatural gifts draw attention from the wrong people, and he is captured by the Shadow Man. It is up to Zach and Piper to save Elijah, but when they themselves are captured, will they be able to break free from the mesmerizing machine that promises them greatness? Or will they forever pay the cost of following darkness?
  • Invisible Terror Collection

    Bill Myers

    Paperback (Zondervan, Dec. 24, 2011)
    Some doors are better left unopened. Join teenager Rebecca “Becka” Williams, her brother, Scott, and friend Ryan Riordan as they head for mind-bending clashes between the forces of darkness and the power of God. The Invisible Terror Collection brings together three fast-paced novels of the supernatural by bestselling author Bill Myers. The Haunting Becka and Scott’s greatest enemy is the owner of an occult bookshop. She is requesting their assistance, but helping to conduct a séance is out of the question. Is it really the spirit of a little girl who is haunting the old mansion in town … or something far worse? The Guardian Who wouldn’t welcome protection, guidance, and the path to enlightenment? But the “spirit guide” who claims to offer them to Becka’s friend Julie is sugarcoating a sinister lie—one that threatens to entangle them in the darkest deception of all. The Encounter When Krissi starts talking about receiving mysterious messages from an alien being, only Becka takes her seriously. More is at stake than anyone realizes, and Becka is up against one of her strongest and most frightening enemies yet.